SIZE GUIDE

Boxy on purpose. Size down for a normal fit, which we do not recommend but will not stop you.

SIZECHESTLENGTHSLEEVE
XS20"26"23.5"
S22"27"24"
M24"28"25"
L26"29"25.5"
XL28"30"26"
2XL30"31"26.5"
3XL32"32"27"

Inches, laid flat. Allow ±0.5".

[ MEASURE
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Measure a hoodie you already like, flat, pit to pit. Match that number to the chest column. Done.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

When does it ship?
3–5 business days domestic, 7–14 international. Drop orders ship together once the run closes.
Can I return it?
30 days, unworn, tags on. Send an email, get a label, no interrogation.
Will you restock?
No. Every run is 150 units and then it is retired. Sign up for the list.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, everywhere our carrier goes. Duties are on you, unfortunately.
My order is wrong.
Email support@internetdog.store with a photo. We'll fix it the same week.
STILL STUCK

Email support@internetdog.store — we answer within a day, two if there's a drop on.